Reis-Lover's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You gonna drink that?]

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This gets the one star because there's drinking involved, but just so you know...
pencil drawings does not a flash animation make.

TheKingofSwing responds:

Sure they do. Especially when they're done digitally. Every time I type, my screen flickers. Should I get that checked out by a doctor? Who's Reis, and why are you his/her/its lover? DRAGON HEART.

[Mr.Whiteface Ep1]

what are you smoking?

Firstly, you can animate fairly well.
But...
Oh sweet Jesus, what is wrong with you? That had no plot,annoying music and fairly stupid ideas that you see in a kids show. Now I mean no offence by this, but this just doesn't pass as something NG wants or needs to see. So try again and come back with a story. And preferably one without a limp-wristed suggested waving hand at the end.

=)

kr8to responds:

wow, i love you.

[Sonic's Wacky World]

im sorry but...

you have potential as a sprite animator, but
a) it was too short
and b) if you're going to rate something teen, don't use the phrase "oh fruit-juice" that just makes it sound like a kiddy animation and all interest is lost immediately.

=)

Lostinspace796 responds:

I was orginally going to say something else but changed it.

[the story of billy]

Welcome to NG

Firstly, don't say give this a 5. you will instantly get a 0.
Secondly, if you know you can't voice act, DONT.
Thirdly, if you ARE going to voice act and edit the sound clips together, at least edit out the *click* as the microphone turns on and off every time. It just ruins the movie. Animation isn't bad, but the rest just makes it unwatchable. Try doing a joint submission with someone else if you can only do half decent animation but no voices.
There is no fourth point, just that you should never expect people to like something because you asked. We will do the opposite.

=)

David3000 responds:

i askes for a 5 and i got it to stay on NG
i had no one else to do the voices cos my brother is a prick
i dont have any good sound editer(sorry)
i dont know how the human brain works
=)